A Cup of Tea
Mother went out and left dad in charge of their 3yr old daughter.
The daughter was playing with her tea set she got for her birthday, it was her favorite toy. Dad was in the living room watching the football when his daughter brought him a cup of tea which was only water.
After several cups and lots of praise for a lovely cup of tea mam came home.
Dad made her wait in the room to watch his daughter bring him a cup of tea, because he thought it was so cute.
Mam waited, and sure enough, the daughter brought him a cup of tea, the mam watched him drink the tea and dad again thanked his daughter for such a lovely drink. Then mam said to her husband “did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet…..”