Brunette: Do you like your new iPad?
Blonde: No, I can’t use it.
Brunette: Why not?
Blonde: I couldn’t find the buttons.
Q: How are U.F.Os and smart Blondes in common?
A: You keep hearing about them but you never see them!
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a Mexican prison. They committed a crime and have been sentenced to death. The women are instructed to say when they are ready for the firing squad to shoot and kill them. The brunette is called up. She says, “Ready, aim, tornado!” Afraid of an approaching funnel cloud, the police quickly turn around and the brunette runs away. Once regrouped, the redhead is summoned. She says, “Ready, aim, earthquake!” Fooled again, the police quickly turn around to get cover while the redhead runs away. Then it’s the blonde’s turn, who says, “Ready, aim, fire!”
Why did the blonde snort Sweet’N Low? She thought it was Diet Coke!