A Blonde ON A Diet
A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the
doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.
“I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a
day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you’ll probably
be 5 pounds lighter.”
The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it
turns out she lost 20 pounds.
“That’s amazing!” Said the doctor, “and you
followed my instructions?”
The blond nods, tiredly. “I’ll tell you, I thought I
was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” Asked her doctor.
“No, silly!!From the skipping!”