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The Wedding Gifts

The Wedding Gifts Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go …

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How to Be Rescued from a Deserted Island

  How to Be Rescued from a Deserted Island Jim and Irene are flying to Australia for a two-month vacation. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces: “Ladies and Gentlemen, Uur engines have ceased functioning and we will …

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What’s there in Canada

What’s there in Canada? A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see …

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When Can A Car Cost $ Twenty

When Can A Car Cost $20? A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up his parent’s driveway in a Porsche…. Naturally, his parents know that there’s no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy …

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An Incredible Relationship

An Incredible Relationship An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, “Ron, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?” …

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The Results

The Results A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, ‘Who are you, …

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Jungle Accident

Jungle Accident Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it crashed. They were the only people who survived. They decided that starting the next morning one of them would go out and make weapons and see …

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A Blonde ON A Diet

A Blonde ON A Diet A blond has become dreadfully overweight. She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet. “I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat …

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A good advice

  A good advice Dave’s friends came up to him after work one day and asked him to go out for a few beers with them. Dave replied, ”No, I can’t. My wife gets really pissed if I come home …

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Grandma`s Boyfriend

  Grandma`s Boyfriend One day, a 9 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: “Grandma, why don’t you have a boyfriend now that …

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Twenty Years Ago

  Twenty Years Ago A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table …

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ITS FREE

  ITS FREE An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. …

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Some Jokes : The Door

The Door A doctor walks into a room full of patients at a mental institution, takes out a pen, and draws a door on the wall. He then tells all the patients that whoever wants to escape should use that …

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Some Jokes : Band-Aids

Band-Aids Randy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but …

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Some Jokes : Irish Drinking

Irish Drinking An Irishman’s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, …

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Some Jokes : Which One

Which One? The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a …

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Some Jokes – Sixty Seven

The Test A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop. “I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.” “Oh …

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The Tradition

The Tradition Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they’d each walked across …

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